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the Old House Fetishizers of America

At OHFOA (Old House Fetishizers of America) we're a group of people crazy enough to live in a house built more than 30 years ago! We think new construction is a joke, the best kind of wood is old-growth wood, and we'd rather have houses with character than houses with particle board.

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    We're really not that serious, but if you do like old houses we'll send you some fun content for anyone living in a pre-1960s house.